Journal Entry: Mon Dec 17, 2012, 5:26 PM
I'm really in love with Dappy.
She's just so amazing.
Move over, Flame.
Because Dappy is the most sexy person in the entire world. I'm sorry, Sundown. Dappy, I constantly have wet dreams about you. Every night. I just want to... stroke your ears...
And even though I'm entirely too cute and amazing for you, I love you and accept your flaws. So I think you should dump Flame for me. It'd be a good idea.